The last time I used the triple-thick blinds, I thought the technique made for quite the indestructible paddle. It was when used on Hailey's bottom. Well, I guess the blinds had not come into contact with Emily Ford's hard, bubble-butt. Her paddling caused this triple-thick paddle, to start breaking apart with shards flying! 'Hum?' I thought. 'What to do now?' Never fear! I turned the blinds around and now Emily had to deal with the handle-end of this improvised paddle. Man, did it ever serve its purpose then!

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