What was my house maid thinking, while I was away? She knew that I only ate freshly baked, made from scratch, sourdough bread. She was sent to an expensive class, taught by a master baker, just to be able to make this special bread. She forgets the very important step of feeding the starter, so essentially no bread would be waiting for me. As I watched on camera, I was so tempted to call her to remind her. That would have given the entire game away though. When I arrive that day early, I think she knew she had missed that step. She also knew that she completely deserved the hard, bare bottomed paddling she got with that heavy wooden spatula (that made Hailey cry so hard, last time) so I knew it was meant to be, in teaching Emily Ford, how paying close attention to her duties, as my house maid, was essential to her being able to sit comfortably and not have to sleep on her stomach, nightly. 'Rise' from your knees Emily and let the swelling begin.